I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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