he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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