I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
