quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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