There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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