I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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