We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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