definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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