only if we run a train.
done.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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