you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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