Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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