i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Randomize
