what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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