Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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