Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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