Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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