You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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