You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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