I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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