Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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