Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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