She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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