My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
bring money and cleavage
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
