You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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