He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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