Where is the hickey?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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