You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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