her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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