I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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