All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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