i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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