I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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