Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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