I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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