Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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