Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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