they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The Olympian is in my bed
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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