She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
you made out with another girl for some wings
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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