Define "chronic" masturbator.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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