Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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