if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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