Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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