Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk