I just made out with a guy for $7.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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