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• (703): View more from Virginia

  While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  This place is a maelstrom of dicks.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!

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