i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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