god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Randomize
