But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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