He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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