we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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