You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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