thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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