You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he fucked my hip out of place.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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