North Korea, Best Korea!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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