No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Pants are for mortals
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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