...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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