the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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