Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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