Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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