well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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