He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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